i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just high enough for therapy.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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