I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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