BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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