where am i from again
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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