well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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