Having a random hookup so left but love u
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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