She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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