you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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