Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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