I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I touched a dick in church today
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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