Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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