Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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