Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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