420 ftw
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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