So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't put those talents on a resume
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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