I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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