using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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