Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
FUCK WHALES
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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