Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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