i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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