Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
