do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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