yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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