i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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