What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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