Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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