I need help removing her.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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