I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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