Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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