david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Still dying that you shit outside
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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