if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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