Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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