i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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