oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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