I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Congratulations! We have a period
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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