i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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