She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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