Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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