We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
