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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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