Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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