How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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