i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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