people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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