Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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