Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
