I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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