You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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