Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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