I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Come on in and take your pants off
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