is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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