I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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